In our hilarious adventure, you will meet the evil Dr. Deuce's plans, all while helping me strengthen my self-esteem. See how aiden and i use my superhero farts to save the world and thwart Dr. Hi, my name is lance and I fart loud, stinky rippers all day long. I was embarrassed by this problem of mine until I met my best friend Aiden who helped me realize how amazing that I really am.
The Fart That Saved the World: The Deadly Field Trip Volume 2CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - With great farting power comes great farting Responsibility…to Save the World! Lance’s farts were loud and stinky, which he thought was a bad thing. Little did he know that he was going to have to use his gross butt blasters to save the world! Lance thought dealing with the class bully and nervous farts were going to be the worst parts of his school year…He couldn’t have been more wrong.
What seems like a fun field trip turns dangerous as lance and his genius bff aiden encounter an evil botanist with killer plants and a killer plan! are lance's super farts and Aiden's super smarts enough to prevent the world from being destroyed? ________________________________________ The Fart That Saved the World: The Deadly Field Trip is a Chapter Book With Illustrations, Great For Kids and Adults Who Are Looking to Laugh Out Loud! "A hilarious book to read with your kids.
The Fart That Saved the World: The Deadly Field Trip Volume 2 #ad - It made me laugh hysterically, so much that I couldn't continue until the laughter subsided” – Loanna, Amazon reviewer of The Fart That Saved the World.
My Fox Ate My Homework Volume 1David Blaze #ad - Age level: 8 and up | grade level: 3rd and upreaders' favorite Children's Book Award WinnerMy name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true! to top it all off, I've got to help save my mom's house!My Fox Ate My Homework is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, and parents.
My whole world just got turned upside down. If that wasn't bad enough, there's a talking fox that keeps getting me into trouble at my new house in the country. It's my first day at a new school and I've already got to deal with the bully. It's an enjoyable story for children in elementary and middle school, and grabs the attention of reluctant readers.
I Hate Reading: How To Get Through 20 Minutes Of Reading Without Really ReadingPixel Titles #ad - A laugh-out-loud funny book for beginning to intermediate reluctant readers. Two brothers who hate to read offer hilarious tips on how to get out of their daily reading requirement. Their outrageous plans involve shoestrings, bathroom breaks, and man-eating animals. Guaranteed to get kids giggling as they learn how to read.
Winner of library Media Connection Editors' Choice Award. Kids from level one beginner readers to intermediate high-low readers will laugh out loud as they discover they, too, can read on their own. .
My Fox Ate My CakeBlaze Books for Young Readers #ad - He's my best friend now, but fox is in danger after the school bully, Shane, caught him talking to me at my twelfth birthday party. It's an enjoyable story for children in elementary and middle school, and grabs the attention of reluctant readers. My whole world was turned upside down when I met a talking fox.
To make matters worse, i've got to worry about Old Nelly's rotten eggs!My Fox Ate My Cake is a funny fantasy for kids, teachers, and parents. Age level: 8 and up | grade level: 3rd and uphow much trouble can a talking fox be?My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe.
Trapped in a Video Game Book 1Andrews McMeel Publishing #ad - Age level: 8-12kids who love video games will love this first installment of the new 5-book series about 12-year old Jesse Rigsby and his wild adventures inside different video games. Jesse rigsby hates video games - and for good reason. You see, a video game character is trying to kill him. After getting sucked in the new game Full Blast with his friend Eric, Jesse starts to see the appeal of vaporizing man-size praying mantis while cruising around by jet pack.
But pretty soon, a mysterious figure begins following Eric and Jesse, and they discover they can't leave the game. If they don't figure out what's going on fast, they'll be trapped for good!Fun, relevant, and action-packed Trapped in a Video Game is the perfect book to get kids off screens and into books! Included in this edition is a bonus More to Explore section that teaches computer programming concepts through a fun game.
The Bad Guys The Bad Guys #1Scholastic Press #ad - Piranha?! Scholastic Press. Snake please stop swallowing Mr. Shark are about to change all of that. Mr. And they even smell like bad guys. Snake, and Mr. They are going to break two hundred dogs out of the Maximum Security City Dog Pound. But Mr. Piranha, Mr. Wolf, Mr. They sound like bad guys, they look like bad guys. Will operation dog pound go smoothly? Will the Bad Guys become the Good Guys? And will Mr.
Wolf has a daring plan for the Bad Guys' first good mission.
Bellyache: A Delicious TaleCat Marcs Publishing #ad - In the vein of roald dahl's best-loved adventures, Marcos offers a mystical, character driven escapade that intertwines strands of reality with a larger-than-life fantasy world. As peter is transported to a mysteriously delicious, a curious people known as the Candonites, faraway land, some of whom have no time for a non-Candonite, will teach Peter a lesson on what it means to be different and what it means to forgive.
Look for marcos' exciting second book in the children's series, HEADACHE: The Hair-Raising Sequel to BELLYACHE. When peter fischer sets out to help his grandfather at Papa's Sweet Shop, he will quickly learn that sneaking sweets and covering up his sugar-dusted tracks will have major consequences. Scholastic Press.
Bellyache: A Delicious Tale #ad - Bellyache: a delicious tale Awards & Honors: ~2013 B. R. A. G. Used book in Good Condition. Medallion honoree~2012 usa best book awards award-winning finalist in both categories of children's fiction & children's book series~2011 readers' favorite International Book Awards, mouthwatering, Silver Medal in its category~2010 Nominated for the CYBILS Awards A lip-smacking, absolutely delectable debut, BELLYACHE: A Delicious Tale by Crystal Marcos is a literary feast for ages seven and up.
My Fox Ate My Alarm Clock Volume 3CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - I'm about to find out how Fox got the ability to walk and talk like humans. Scholastic Press. But before i can, we have to avoid a whole new enemy that wants to take Fox away. My fox ate my alarm clock is a entertaining fantasy for kids, teachers, and parents. It's an enjoyable story for children in elementary and middle school, and grabs the attention of reluctant readers.
Age level: 8 and up | grade level: 3rd and upa talking fox is so awesome!My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm in the 6th grade -- but please call me Joe. Used book in Good Condition. My whole world was made better when I met a talking fox.
Ninja Farts: Silent But Deadly The Disgusting Adventures of Milo SnotrocketCreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as milo… -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J. B. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Scholastic Press.
Used book in Good Condition. Silent but deadly…just as a fart ninja should be! milo snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, until he got wind of the school bully, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher.
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Heck, i think even the girls will get a kick out of it. The most hilarious book in the whole world.
The Bad Guys in Mission Unpluckable The Bad Guys #2Scholastic Press #ad - Snake. Who's also known as "The Chicken Swallower. What could possibly go wrong? Get ready to laugh up your lunch with the baddest bunch of do-gooders in town! Scholastic Press. Used book in Good Condition. But they are up against sizzling lasers, one feisty tarantula, and their very own Mr. The bad guys next mission? Rescue 10, 000 chickens from a high-tech cage farm.